shutupaubrey:


hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

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meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

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trillow:

laminate me when i die

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chaos-and-cookies:

i scrolled down looking for an explanation but there wasn’t one…

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dirtymoistvagina:


If you ever feel sad just remember I was the creator and captain of a dodge ball team called “Team Meme”

dirtymoistvagina:

If you ever feel sad just remember I was the creator and captain of a dodge ball team called “Team Meme”

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I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

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necrophilofthefuture:

when girls say “i was born in the wrong decade!!” “i belong in the 20’s!!!” “i wish guys were still old fashioned gentlemen!”

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are u sure about that 

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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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duggyboy:

tha fuck u mean no smoking

duggyboy:

tha fuck u mean no smoking

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